Target Tuesday -- Nutcrackers

Y'all, I've got to be honest. 


I know it is only $10.00. 


I know that some traditions can be spiced up.


But this is just wrong. 

$10.00 Online Price

Reg:
$12.99
 - Save 23%

Decorative Nutcracker - Female Army Officer 

1) She does not have a gun. 2) She does have a goatee. 3) She's listed as a "Decorative Nutcracker"


What screams "Christmas" about a Female Army Officer?

Other options are worse: Nutcracker Witch? Nutcracker Female Vampire? 


My Christmas soul is hurting.